"SIT LIKE A LADY"
HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!
im gonna piss my fucking pants omg
[ I CAN’T BREATHE]
MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT
I have so much respect for people that can write songs. Like, how did you know that melody with those lyrics and that guitar riff would be so catchy? Song writers are so smart. Serious respect for song writers.
READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H
DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN
A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky
do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?
WHAT IS ON HIS NECK THIS IS ILLEGAL
imagine if you got in a argument with someone and you just whipped a tampon out of your vagina and smacked them with it mid sentence
bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail
school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not
"Please ask a staff member for details."
this is my uncle steve when he was my age he was the lead in a large polynesian gang and lived a rough life but he also has a strong passionate love for beyonce to the point he has it tattooed on his chest and named his second daughter beyonce