editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

lady-sigyn-loki:

elasticitymudflap:

trickytavros:

seerofbuttcheeks:

theodorepython:

zartlila:

#FYI these are cats that had just been sedated at the vet

HOW DO LEGS WORK!?!

im gonna piss my fucking pants omg

[ I CAN’T BREATHE]

MOTHER FUCKER CALL LIFE ALERT

Always Reblog

myboyfriendsadrummer:

I have so much respect for people that can write songs. Like, how did you know that melody with those lyrics and that guitar riff would be so catchy? Song writers are so smart. Serious respect for song writers. 

the-misadventures-of-lele:

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READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H

DAMN FRANCINE WENT INNNNNN

omgbuglen:

A warning to anybody thinking about getting a husky

cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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tibets:

WHAT IS ON HIS NECK THIS IS ILLEGAL

magicconchshell:

niick4:

magicconchshell:

imagine if you got in a argument with someone and you just whipped a tampon out of your vagina and smacked them with it mid sentence 

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NO OMFKDKJA.

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

plasticbagvevo:

"Free Wi-Fi!"

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"Please ask a staff member for details."

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woodmeat:

frankiemarx420:

this is my uncle steve when he was my age he was the lead in a large polynesian gang and lived a rough life but he also has a strong passionate love for beyonce to the point he has it tattooed on his chest and named his second daughter beyonce

🔝

THEME