hellanerd:

How to eat salad

katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

lkua:

straight white men

shoujo-addict:

T h e  W a l k i n g  D i s n e y

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le-blastoise:

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

mstrkrftz:

Time Stacks by Matt Molloy

y-u-so-gian:

theanti90smovement:

right now a baby is being born

right now someone just clogged a public toilet and is running out of the bathroom as fast as they can

life goes on

Hopefully this is not the same person

katiekatkkm:

I can’t decide if Taylor or Nikki’s reaction is better

me with friends: 9/10 would bang
me with family: what's a boy

riza-hawkeye-the-all-powerful:

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

With my luck I would have it tattooed on my forehead in Comic Sans

funkies:

teens who get expensive brand new cars as soon as they get their license

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